MidFresh

As I’m wrapping up a business trip in Kansas City, I wanted to take a moment to share with you a thought that I had from last night. While hitting up some bars, I found it pretty funny how you can be inside of  a venue and it’s humid and hot, then go outside and it’s humid and hot. This happened at about all 4 of the bars I went to last night and I’m thinking it was due to the fact that they all have outdoor patios. Naturally the huge doors to the patio are open and any chance that the A/C would hit you in the club was slim. The whole time I’m hanging out, I find it fascinating that my balls are pretty damn sweaty. At the same time I see everyone sweating all over the place.

Now in LA, I believe the majority of these places would not exist because people would be too cool to sweat in some fancy gear. But not these KC folks… Dudes and females are dripping wet all over the place. If my balls were practically dripping with sweat, I wonder how some of these vaginas were doing?

Weird, I know… But as I’m getting drunk, these random ass thoughts were literally running full speed through my mind. It wouldn’t have stopped me from trying to get some though! Unfortunately on this trip I came up short… No sex, very minimal touching and a couple of phone numbers. Lame.

I think I was trying too hard on this trip, probably because I’m only in town for 4 days instead of 4 weeks.

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Categories: Clubs, Random, Women

I’m alive… Kind of

Once I get done watching this for the 500th time… I’ll get to posting, I swear.

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Says You…

Says me…

I can’t remember the last time I had sex sober.

This WordPress App for the iPhone could become a problem.

Night bitches.

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FIFA or Die

I’ve had something bugging me for a few days now. Why is it that a chick says she’s cool with you playing video games. But then when she’s over and you’re playing like, FIFA 2010 all of a sudden she wants to start trippin’? I thought you were cool with this?! Don’t start fucking up my Tournament with Argentina because you need some attention.

On that note… The FIFA World Cup is in 20 days. Now I’m not from Argentina, I just recognize skills. I’m all about the progression of the US team but let’s be real here… Argentina will take the cup. The US will take their group but then will not get passed the next group.

Quote me, son.

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FUNNY!

Hahaha! I can’t stop laughing!! Thanks to IMNOTATOY for this. I’m a little late… But still, this shit is great if you need a quick laugh.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

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Hoes as Housewives

“From the way she was blowin, I know she does it a lot
I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters
The hoe started callin when I started boss ballin
Gimme some head, gimme some ass (uh-huh)
Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz
Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate
Hoes eat dick like eggs and steak…”

What a great song. Earlier today I was surfing twitter and an interesting tweet came up that I want to share:

Those are some serious questions. I know how I would answer it…

We all make mistakes in our lives but this one is kind of serious. Especially with the direction technology is going these days. The vast majority of us are on Facebook and even with the way that their “privacy settings” are setup, even that information can be brought up by anyone and any given time with information about yourself. Now someone doing porn is completely different, but still. Just imagine you’re a free-spirited person who likes to have multiple sexual partners for the hell of it without getting paid 😉 .

You start to tell your close friends about those experiences and all is peachy. All of a sudden you get past that phase in your life and you decide to settle down. Your significant other decides to lougle (See Hot Tube Time Machine) your ass and what happens? Those stories you shared via Facebook with your friends from your past is now open to that person to review. Now let’s hope they’re a little forgiving about the chicks/dudes you use to bag back in the day.

You know what’s really cool though? Let’s say you were not in the Adult Industry but your partner was. Now let’s say you got into an argument with that person about, oh… I don’t know. Maybe you forgot to pick up groceries or something. Or maybe it was your day to pick up the kids from school but you forgot because you were playing Call of Duty 4 and you had to see the ending of the Airport level. Yea… You could always throw in her face (assuming your married to a female) that she use to take dick… to the throat… FOR MONEY! Then the conversation would be over. You’re back to killing random pedestrians at an airport in Russia and she’s off to pick up the groceries and the kids.

Done and done.

But I could do it… Especially coming from L.A. where I would say a good chunk of the “actresses” have done some kind of nude scene/photo’s or softcore porn anyway. People would get excited about it for a while then it would… blow… over. A close friend of mine was dating an active porn star and they had a healthy relationship for a while. He told me what her stage name was and everything… I might have rubbed a couple out to her at home and there might have been some random jokes about her (behind her back) and how many dicks could fit in her mouth. Eventually the jokes stopped… I still beat off to her at home and all was well.

Hooter Girls

Recently I spent some time in the Midwest. Now it doesn’t take a trip to the Midwest to realize that Hooter girls are easy… Super easy. They’re like strippers in a way. Attention whores begging for something “real”.

Whenever I hit the road for work, the first thing I do is look for the local Hooters. They’re all the same no matter which one you go to in the country. I have to commend their upper management on their training model. Hooters knows how to pick’em.

Unfortunately where I’m located in New York, there isn’t one within striking distance.

And that’s it… That’s all I’ve got.

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