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WTF!

March 30, 2011 Leave a comment

I’m alive… Kind of. Shit’s going down and I’m making some big moves pretty soon. Stay tuned, suckas.

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YES!

October 23, 2010 Leave a comment
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Work It Out At Work

March 17, 2010 Leave a comment

I’ve read a lot of articles talking about dating at work. Some actually stated that it is ok to date and work. The majority of the articles said to stay away from it. I’d agree with the majority. Dating at work is never a good idea… EVER! Even the occasional booty call is a bad idea if you work with that person.

I’ve had to learn the hard way. Early in my career I actually strayed away from it. But as I got more comfortable I decided to just take the plunge. Not thinking too much about the right candidate. But just thinking about “getting it in”. After making many mistakes, I’ve broken down some characteristics to look for that can make the process tolerable if you’ve decided to go down that road. Actually… Just two, believe it or not:

Maturity – I look for someone who knows how to shut the fuck up. Someone who is beyond the water cooler talks. A chick who can separate herself from work. She doesn’t need to be a part of the gossip in the workplace. She doesn’t even consider the people she works with friends. When she’s at work, she’s working and when she’s done, she out. Someone who spends too much time trying to be friends with people at work and trying to be “in the know”. Is no bueno.

Experience – It’s helpful if they’ve gone down that road and learned how to play the game. Or at least is familiar with the process and knows the potential outcome for both parties. The reality is, when your company finds out… It’s not going to end good for someone. If you’re the male, 9 times out of 10 you’re the one moving on. If she knows what’s up then she’s more incline to not say anything and let it be what it is.

You should probably stay away from the young intern or assistant or whatever. Primarily because they’re running their mouths too much. It’s easier for them to slip up in conversation or make the situation obvious to others. I know it’s probably hard to do because they’re just so young… So innocent and so… Tender. But do your best to stay away.

Always understand the consequence for your actions though. Yea it might be great to bang in the office, in the parking lot, in the elevator or even in the break room. But all that goodness will end at some point. Are you ready to be transferred or worse ready to lose your job? Is the pussy or dick that good? Whenever I thought I was going to get fired or had another gig lined up… I usually tried to destroy as much vagina as possible. Unfortunately for me, that happened 3 different times and it turns out I still have my job after 5+ years. Thankfully I don’t really have a home base and I travel all over.

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Identity Crisis v1.0

March 17, 2010 6 comments

I had no identity… Until last night.

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Virginity For Sale Again

January 31, 2010 Leave a comment

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. If you have the money and obviously not the looks or personality… Why not benefit from this if someone is willing to give it up? Something tells me this girl is not by any means attractive, I could be wrong. Actually, I could be going to hell because she’s only 16. Let’s be honest though, 36D is a 36D no matter what frame it’s on. Thanks K!DULT.

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