Hooter Girls

Recently I spent some time in the Midwest. Now it doesn’t take a trip to the Midwest to realize that Hooter girls are easy… Super easy. They’re like strippers in a way. Attention whores begging for something “real”.

Whenever I hit the road for work, the first thing I do is look for the local Hooters. They’re all the same no matter which one you go to in the country. I have to commend their upper management on their training model. Hooters knows how to pick’em.

Unfortunately where I’m located in New York, there isn’t one within striking distance.

And that’s it… That’s all I’ve got.